i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
