I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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