just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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