He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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