you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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