Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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