HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
