Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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