I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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