Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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