thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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