STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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