Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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