This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Will exercising make me less horny?
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