at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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