So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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