so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
too bad you live with your parents still
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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