My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
two words: eviction party
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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