Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He did a backflip because drugs
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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