listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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