Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Randomize
