I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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