wat bout pragnant strippers??
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
