you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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