i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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