I can tuck mytits in my pants
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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