You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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