we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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