You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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