Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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