Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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