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the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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