Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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