I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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