You really coming over, don't trick.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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