I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My pussy is not your playground.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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