No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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