I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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