u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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