I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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