Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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