Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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