think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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