Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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