dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We don't watch enough power rangers
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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