how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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