If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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