did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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