The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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