Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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