His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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