He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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